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The Dragon's Lair

the-hatred-machine:

thatpunnyguy:

iamnyanpi:

momo-deary:

the-hatred-machine:

cyberopsyasuo:

league of legends is a good game the servers are very stable

the playerbase is impeccable and the game is nicely balanced

The champion designs are all incredibly unique, especially the females faces and body-types!

Great lore-oriented skins and accessible too!

Never in my life have I found a more soothing and relaxing game to play after a long day of work

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(via yuiinyan)

Anonymous:
when i was going on this site i used to go on when i was 11, memebase, (it's literally just full of memes and "funny pics) i saw things about masturbating. i knew it was a sexual thing, but i never knew how to do it. i saw a meme of a guy jacking off from the hips up, and i saw another image that said "how to masturbate: first pull up, then down." i figured "why not, lots of other people do it", and it was a life changing expierence. and thats how memes taught me how to jack off. :/

dekutrickortreet:

telapathetic:

when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

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damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

(Source: telapathetic, via thehollowkidvg)

demonhunting:

is ellen even hosting or is she just hanging out with famous people

(via theannieplanet)

  • Adult: What are your hobbies ?
  • Me: I like to read(text posts on tumblr)

graceebooks:

greasydylanobrien:

are there any laws pertaining to the moon

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(via 50-shades-of-fuck-you)

sonianeverlime:

sleepy-tanuki:

A few weeks ago my japanese class did a gift exchange with our penpal class in japan and their box of stuff came in today. All of the gifts had really cute messages on yellow notes. This one was my favorite..image

LETS BECOME DIABETES

(via 50-shades-of-fuck-you)

A progression of bad language

hawlmuchalucha:

deans-left-buttcheek:

Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass

College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing

(Source: hyvel, via 50-shades-of-fuck-you)